How long do think it will take for all the nerds out there to start using the Game of Thrones wedding vows? I give it a couple of weeks.

“In the sight of the Seven, I hereby see you these two souls, binding them as one for eternity. Look upon one another and say the words.”

Father. Smith. Warrior. Mother. Maiden. Crone. Stranger. I am his/hers, and s/he is mine, from this day, till the end of my days.